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A $32 Million Home Where We Can Befriend Some Rays

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Yesterday I drove to a big park in my city and went on a nice hike in a big meadow where I could make new friends. It was my first time to get to know each other and hang out through a few common friends. I brought a dog that loves hiking, so the three of us wandered around in the woods. My potential new friend showed me a beautiful meadow, and we talked about important topics like correct lighting (very dim) for a house party. At one point, I’ve always wondered how wonderful it was for people to decide that part of nature was more important than real estate development. There is a park we have and it is beautiful enough to play in the meadows within the city boundaries.

I had a very nice time, but after that I felt a little uncomfortable in the car. I haven’t made friends for so long. I forgot why it was so vulnerable. Just because someone finds it interesting and fun doesn’t mean they have to think about you. When I got home, I noticed that I had a patch of acne on my chin all the time.

Also, I just started therapy and after being asked to look up all my thoughts and desires with a stranger for an hour, I usually feel a little squishy, ​​so I felt a little vulnerable. My brain has always betrayed me, but one of the ways it has really led me to darkness these days is how things can get better when things get worse throughout my life. Ask again and again if there is one. How does everyone fight for the right future when the country is built only for the wealthiest people? Yesterday I learned that the United States has enough farmland to make enough food for us.However Agricultural land is an “asset”, so rich people are now buying it. Welcome to the feudal system! What a bad place we live in!

Most of the bad things in the world are caused by people who have too much money. I think camels are more likely to come in through the eyes of the needle than the ultra-rich Americans realize it’s a problem. Today we will look at one of their homes.Because (despite the fact that Rays Week is technically over), it’s Raise Week!

Today’s house is perfect Raise Week is because we can access the ocean directly to where we can see Ray in real life. Should it be demolished and returned to people as a place to interact with nature? yes. But let’s take a look at it anyway.

Yes, this.It’s worth $ 32 million..

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You may think like me This is a set of hit HBO drama series starring Aaron Rodgers’ former fiancé Shaileene Woodley. Big Little Lies ?? Looks like that, but not! This is Laguna Beach, home to popular television shows staring at Lauren Conrad. Laguna Beach! I’m not sure about Laguna Beach, which I hadn’t learned from watching the TV show 500 years ago, but I know it’s south of LA and full of very expensive and wealthy people.

This house is amazing. It has 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, and 6,135 square feet. It is listed for $ 32 million. The list contains the following lines: “Even if you watch whales move from the top of many terraces of your home, or watch sea bass, stingrays, and octopuses in the private access sea pool below, every day at the estate leaves a lasting sensation. It’s an experience. It’s strange. “Wow. I want to feel mysterious every day and forever. It looks like a great shit. Perhaps you’ve already guessed that this house is also in the gated community.

Let’s enter.

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all right. This is the entrance. That space between the two slat walls is the door. Made of glass. I think half the point of living in a gated community is that you can make absolutely stupid decisions like having a glass front door, but I hate that. Sure, you can see the ocean on your way into your house, creating some sort of false synchronicity between your house and the Earth around it, but I think it looks a bit ridiculous.

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This is what the inside of the front door looks like. The house was built in 2013 and appears to have been designed by Louis Kahn’s distant cousin. That is, there are many raw materials (concrete and steel), and there is little beauty and beauty. The playfulness of Khan’s work. What we have here is a house that looks like it’s dressed up as a museum for Halloween. You may be saying, No, Kelsey, it’s modernism, and you just hate modernism.

I hate modernism, but what I hate more is that it’s not fun. The real problem with “modernism” is that it is terrible to live in. Nothing is more leaky than Le Corbusier’s work. Well, is the leak the end of the world? Can you put up with living in Villa Savoye? of course. But it’s true modernism! It’s dangerous, weird and fun. This is boring.

Let’s continue.

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How many colors do you see in white? You can see at least five, but what you actually see in this room with beautiful angles and very nice light is the butt railing of this shopping mall. Sure, you don’t want people to fall down the stairs. I think this decision was made so that there was nothing blocking the light, but the shadows are fun. This railing should be the same slats as the front door. The house needs contrast! Even a pure white one.

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I think part of the problem is that such a house needs to be filled with art, especially brightly colored art. You can see how well the picture looks next to the child-sized candle. However, such a house was not created for art to live in. First of all, there are no walls. Second, it has very bright direct sunlight and is not suitable for painting.

Anyway, I’ve now seen four different flooring. I think this is to distinguish the rooms from each other. Anything is fine.

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This is the kitchen. I really like a lot of what’s happening here. I love this pointed ceiling. I think it’s very refreshing and the contrast is good. For some reason lighting is the most expensive in the world, so I really like the lighting here as well. In my next life, I will be a lighting artist.

The chandeliers are cool and dominant, and this huge metal bar light likes the size of the two cars on the island. I also like those chunky black chairs that are probably outside? They sit and look really nice. What I don’t like is the idea of ​​cooking red sauces and chili peppers here. A kitchen for spinach salad with Greek vinaigrette only.

If you go down the stairs near the front door, you will see the following.

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If you understand the house of a wealthy person, there is usually a piano somewhere, so I think there should be a piano here, but I haven’t seen it yet.

I love these binoculars. Jumping in and finding a big whale seems to be a lot of fun! But I don’t understand this small sitting area. These chairs aren’t comfortable enough to sit here for long periods of time, and the table is too small for a snack. What do you do in this space?

However, the shadow from the stairs dominates.

Let’s go to this bedroom:

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Oh, what I’ve always wanted, an open concept … bedroom?

Let’s see that the bed has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve pillows. That’s perfect. I love it. There are two small rugs that overlap for some reason. There is a patio outside this room, so curtain tracking is built in. So I think someone can see our bed directly. This room is too big. I can’t believe everyone is using this sofa.

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This is the attached bathroom.

What’s happening behind this mirror / counter space? Do you have any design?

I would die for this gravy tub, but I don’t want to use the gravy tub in a situation that looks like an aquarium to someone standing near the sink. Again, I’m asking why! If you plan to take the tub out anyway and prioritize privacy and sunlight, why not put the tub by the window so you can see the ocean and whales?

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This is another bedroom. It seems that it was provided by Pottery Barn Kids. This luminaire looks like a fire hazard. It also looks exactly like climbing outside a terrible lamp in an apartment and taped a lot of paper. This allowed the bulbs to be replaced on their own, which made the light warmer rather than colder. ..

Another good balcony here.

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Yes Yes. I stayed at this Destin condo. I was fine! There was sand everywhere.

Proceed to the next. There is a lap pool:

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This pool has two sections, one for rap and one for hanging, reminding me of a girl I once knew who had a very wealthy and very good pool. She has a very good pool, Texas is very hot and the pool is very nice so I tried very hard to like this girl. But she was so wealthy that she literally couldn’t understand the basic world around her. Like she didn’t realize that most people were cleaning their homes themselves. She didn’t know that not everyone goes on vacation. This pool is reminiscent of her pool in that annoying people aren’t well worth the pool.

The office is on the other side of the pool.

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This desk is too small. What are these strange ornaments? Where are the stacks of paper! ?? Anyway, this is also going in the wrong direction. That’s because if you own a $ 32 million home, you can allocate money in other ways and it may not work at all. That way, you don’t need an office.

Next, there is a movie theater.

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It’s close enough to LA, so I think Hollywood people probably made it. Obviously, that person has never been to a new cinema where ordinary people go. Why would you want to sit on this stiff sofa when you can sit on a reclining chair with buttons? Indeed, they are sticky. Movie theaters are sticky! Grow up and get a popcorn machine!

That picture of the car? Not a photo. It’s a window. look:

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How do you get those motorcycles off the wall? Won’t they get off? Is it art? I have to admit that I don’t know enough about the car to know how great this is, but I feel it should be red if you intend to put your car on the turntable. Red is a more fun color and matches the strange dog depicted there.

Shall we go out and go to the beach? It’s enough here.

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Wow! This is my favorite shit. Our house is on the upper right and there are very steep stairs to prevent you from falling over on your journey to the sea.

I’m always wondering how often people who actually live in these places fall into the water, but if I lived there, I would go to the beach every day. Water can heal my terrible brain. Imagine how warm the big puddle should be. I want to sit there. But what is this here?

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Wow, this is very beautiful. Look at this very cool cove! Imagine how great it should be at sunset. Imagine coming out here and the whole Manta ray family flying around. Imagine seeing a whale. Imagine if such spaces don’t belong to anyone, we can all enjoy them and no one can buy them for $ 32 million.

The house is listed on Zillow for $ 31,995,000 in 114 days. If you buy this house, destroy it into a public park and become an enemy of the entire gated community. It will be a lot of fun.

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